Slice O' Life #2

Skiing!
We started hiking over to the lift
Putting our skis on and getting into the line
First lift up
As we rise higher and higher the temperature gets lower and lower
We finally get to the top
Wind blowing
I say "lets go to rifle sight it looked perfect under the lift"
"Ok" the other two replied
We started down Mary Jane Trail
I hit a jump or two on the way there
We went down
Turning left and right with my skis together
Leaning back
I was floating on the sea of snow
Right under the lift I hit a big jump that i see
I thought "maybe i can pull off a grab"
That thought was probaby wrong
i paid to much attention on my grab that i leaned forward to far
I land
On
The front
Of my skis
I fell forward coving my face in powder
The kids on the lift laughed
I laughed too knowing i could have landed it

Slice O' Life #1

Baseball

I was sitting in left field, nothing going on; I rolled my eyes waiting for the inning to end. I toned out everybody in background, there was a blurry "one out check three going one, outfield your going four." the umpire shouted "STRIKE ONE" it drew my attention, I looked at the batter and he rockets one in between left field center field and the short stop I was the first one in the area, the player on second was indecisive staying between second and third. I dove for the ball, and I caught it from my knees I threw the ball as hard as I could getting the player on second out to get the double play. 

Limerick Poems

Anything:
The broncos played bad come on
Where the hell was Von
We got down early
And then we played squirrely
Now home field is gone!

Winter Break:
The ski season has just begun
I know this will be fun
I hit all the jumps
And don't forget the bumps
But where is the sun?

"There once was a _______ from Logan":
There once was a man from Logan
He had a terrible slogan
it had a cool beat
He thought it was sweet
it ended up being Minnesotan

For you Kam ^

Sea Food
It was killed
and cut into eatable pieces
it deserves it
it shall rot on the so i shall not eat thy
the smell repels all who want to eat thy
if not repealed it is swallowed by the people of the world
and if we don't eat thy the devil shall swallow thy sideways
thy drop his phone in thy toilet
finaly this flavor should be banished to the underground hell
thy shall stay there for eternity